I hate when people feel ugly. Especially the plus sized. If you know a fatty, brighten up their day! Email them this song!
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I go to the deep south a lot for work. As a strange stranger, in a stranger land, they have a way of stating statements at you down there.
• “Stop. Or, I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.”
• “Bruce ain’t home. He’s in a ass stompin’ contest.”
• “Don’t worry. We can eat dinner at the strip club. They got a salad bar.”
• “Hey! You look like something my dog keeps under the porch!”
• “BUD LIGHT?!? Shit, we give that to the donkey.”